Texts I sent Pearl at 3 in the morning even though she was asleep.

3:34 AM: today when i was eating at the party it was just sort of mindless you know? like it was good but i was just shoveling it into my mouth. until i had one of those cupcakes. i seriously enjoyed that thing. like my mouth was shuddering with pleasure. luckily i ate the last one. these are the sorts of things i think about pearl. at 3 in the morning when i can't sleep. my sexual mouth love for cupcakes.

3:37 AM: ps there's a bug in here. he keeps flying around my ear. at first i kept swatting him away but i think he's trying to tell me something.

3:37 AM: hopefully where i can locate more cupcakes. mmmnomslurp.

3:39 AM: la la la la la. la la. la la la. la. la. LA LA LAAA.

3:43 AM: i think a firefly saw macbaby's flashing light and now it's in my window trying to seduce her. wow i'm so bored i'm using 's. next i'll start capitalizing.

3:44 AM: I mean, there is no excuse for boredom but what the hell am I supposed to do at 3 in the morning? Tell me, I'd like to know.

3:44 AM: ps bug bit me. no longer friends.