Random things.

I thought I would do one of those things that everyone likes to do where they list random things about themselves. Sounds invigorating. I'm going to try to do it every once in awhile on here.

1.) I change my mind every 5 seconds.

2.) I think it's stupid how much humor means to people. Like if you're not funny at all you won't have friends. That's just how it works. That sucks.

3.) I really hate it when people project onto you. Like they say "You're cheating on me!" and you're like "No, that's what you would do. Don't try to assume I'm like you."

4.) I need to learn to be my own heroine. Sometimes I just wait for things to get better without doing anything about it, or for someone to come along and make me feel better about things. For someone so antisocial I'm really actually very dependent and needy upon/to my friends.

5.) It makes me mad when someone can't say sorry and they refuse to believe they did anything wrong. Any time something shitty happens I usually say sorry even if I didn't do anything wrong because I'm sorry the shitty situation is happening. See?

6.) I try not to say 'like' too much but sometimes you have to for it to make sense.

7.) My voice is really monotone I think.

8.) Nothing annoys me more than dumb girls. Nothing.

9.) I know I say that I hate people and they're all boring and 'normal' but truly, I feel like no one is normal. Everyone is fucked up in some way or another, especially the ones that try really hard to look normal.

10.) I like to try to figure out people's giant character flaws just by looking at them. Usually I'm right. Especially if it's a guy.

11.) I find it really annoying how jealousy works. Because if you have too little of it, it feels like you don't care, and if you have too much of it, that's not good either.

12.) I get really anxious. ABOUT EVERYTHING. Even things I do every day. I know it's stupid and I'll be ok but I still get anxious. At the same time though I find myself really not caring about anything. It's the weirdest feeling to be anxious about something that doesn't matter to you at all.

13.) I put all of my stress in my stomach. Sometimes the muscles around my stomach really hurt because I think I squeeze it when I'm nervous or upset.

14.) I have a hiatal hernia. Basically that means my stomach is even more fucked up than previously mentioned and I have hiccups all the time.

15.) I hate taking medication. For anything. I put myself through a lot of needless suffering.

16.) I know everyone hates complaining but I honestly think I'm the funniest when I'm complaining and it's part of who I am.

17.) I don't think I'm better than anybody else. I KNOW I am. In some cases.

18.) If I don't read every night at least a little, even if I'm really really tired, I can't sleep.

19.) I love cranberry juice. I dislike Gatorade. I have my reasons.

20.) If you ask me to recommend a book I'll usually recommend Feed or the Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing by M.T. Anderson, or Dangerous Angels by Francesca Lia Block. Depending on who you are. Those are just the defaults for some reason.

21.) I really want to be a piercer some day. I think I'd be good at it. But I don't tell a lot of people this dream because it seems infinitely impractical.

22.) My infinite practicality and tendency towards flights of fancy have arguments all the time.

23.) I live in my own head more than I live in the real world. I'll make myself sick with imagining things and sometimes I think things I imagined actually happened.

24.) My friend Mykel is the BEST at telling stories or giving advice. Seriously.

25.) I hate pooping and not being able to take a shower afterwards. It just feels nasty.

26.) My sister and I and most of my close friends talk about poop a lot. If you can't handle it chances are we won't be friends. Any time I'm pooping and I have my phone with me I text my sister or Seychelle and tell them all about it. And I love getting phone calls while Corey is pooping. It's funny and makes me feel special for some ridiculous reason.

27.) I love dresses. I just want to wear dresses or rompers every day. I hate putting on pants and taking them off. It sucks.

28.) I feel uncomfortable if I'm not wearing underwear. Except for in obvious situations. Cough.

29.) The two most frequent insults I hear from ex boyfriends are "psycho bitch" and "nymphomaniac".

30.) The question I get asked the most is "is that real?" in reference to my tattoo.